Hippies in arms over snack food article

This is the sort of stuff I get at work... Accused of eating healthy and flavorlessly.

Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Company fights Gruel-la DeVille stereotypes

No longer is gruel just for prisons and wicked stepmothers with motherlove’s new $45 gruel set. Nothing says a loving mother like a hot bowl of gruel. Though the gruel looks like the sort produced by wicked caretakers of old (including grey sludge colored), the motherlove name is one you can trust when caring for your family!

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Halloween leftovers overwhelm local vegan, simultaneously underwhelm

Halloween leftovers overwhelm local vegan, simultaneously underwhelm

Coworkers are bringing in left over Halloween candy and it is the death knell of my already weak vegan conscience. I'm in dairy sugar overload. Today someone brought in these really gross toll house candybars. I may have been gross enough to get my veganism back up and running. I had to give the other half to a coworker. Someone brought in a box of maybe 30, though, and they are all gone. That is what happens when things are free I guess.

PS I think I am going to try for bad newspaper headline titles from now on…


Nestle Toll House Candy Bars - Two Are As Bad As One