All the News that Fits in Print

It must be a very slow newsday. On the paper this morning, the Metro headlines included "Report: They're Hitched!" above a picture of Demi and Aston. There was also a picture Richard Lewis, with the headline, "Richard Lewis is still neurotic." Inside revealed an article with the headline, "His Store Pushes the Envelope." About a hallmark store owner in the Paramus Park Mall in New Jersey that survied Ice storms, snow, and a small electrical fire.

Also, the hard hitting news about Rita includes, "'...I'm hungry and need some beef,' said Yvette Gatling, a 34-year-old lawyer, who got her wish at the meat counter." (from Houston begins to bustle as residents return - Hurricanes' Wrath - MSNBC.com)