Procedures for the North Allegheny Tiger Costume

Procedures for the North Allegheny Tiger Costume
I love the fact that there are so many procedures to being a tiger. Especially so many silly procedures. Some of my favorites are:
Find an area where there are no children.
...avoid people at all cost.
The head must be on at all times.
Your chaperone must be alert at all times because you cannot see small children when they are right next to you and large children like to try to "beat up" the tiger.
Do not let anyone pull your tail. It will come off.
You will be sweaty and disgusting no matter how cold or hot it is.